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Stay Classy San Diego, and Have a Dinner Party

Written by Guardian Opinion
Wednesday March 14, 2012 - 5:09PM
If you are sick of sloppy keggers and unsanitary beer pong tournaments, it’s time to class up your act and throw a party that won’t end with some girl puking…
There aren’t many socially acceptable opportunities for college students to day-drink their way into a stupor before it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. The best examples include Sun God, your birthday, your…

In Case of Emergency, Jump Start Your Weekend

Written by Guardian Opinion
Wednesday February 15, 2012 - 6:35PM
Let’s say that it’s Friday night, and you’re about to go out with your friends. Everyone is dressed to the nines and you’re psyched to feed your budding alcoholism. But…

Buy Back Your Pride by Saving on Textbooks

Written by Guardian Opinion
Thursday February 02, 2012 - 4:00PM
Buying textbooks is the bane of every poor college student’s existence. The only thing worse than getting back $20 for a $200 book at the bookstore is being forced to…

You Will Never Fear Being Alone Again

Written by Guardian Opinion
Wednesday January 18, 2012 - 5:28PM
Sad and alone on a Friday night? Don’t worry, Omegle’s gotcha back.  How-to Guru is here to teach you how to chat up the Internet-bound ladies and gents in style.